OMG he got another. suicide game

As I walked along a dark alley I notice a dead body on the floor with a large bump in his throat. Ohh what a tragedy I think to myself. After thinking to myself what I should do, which would logically be to call 911, I see a bright long orange thing on the floor beneath the dead body. Its a carrot to my surprise.

I then begin to walk away from the body and eat the carrot. What I didn't know about this carrot was that it was stolen from an angry rabid bunny. Who just so happens to be behind me. I run in a frenzy to escape from the fate of death. Sadly enough, my fatass isn't fast enough to escape. The hungry bunny drags me to its home and he & his family eats me alive.

I drop a time machine .

I use the time machine to go forward massive amounts of years and end up being stuck in a wall because someone had built a wall exactly where the time machine stood. I die a stony death.

I drop a cactus.

i try to get milk out of the cactus because i was dieing of thirst, by trying to rip open it with my teeth, the spikes get stuck in my lips, then in my throat and i die a bloody death.
I drop a pillow

I decide that I should take a nap with the pillow but don't realize that I'm napping on a highway. Needless to say, I get run over and become roadkill.

As I examine the dead body of the boy laying upon his bed, I notice a feather on the floor. I then pick it up and put it in a Ziploc bag for further analysis at the laboratory.

When I finally reach my destination I begin to look at the clues to solve the strange mystery of the boys death. DID that boy really die because of allergies of feathers, or was it more....? I then begin to pick apart the feather to see if I could find the answer to my question.

I discovered a rare & unknown micro - bacteria living on the feather. It then began to multiply & multiply & gradually grew into a huge bacterial monster the size of the hulk. It engulfs me && its acids devour me only leaving the remains of millions of feathers. Ironic to say the least.

I drop a diamond ring.

i eat it out of bordom and i die.
I drop a Phone.

I hook up the phone and start using it. ends up that its cursed and I die cause locust eat me. o.0

I drop a twig

The twig flys through my jugular and blood goes everywhere while my friends laugh.

I drop a BBQ wing.

My friend starts to eat the BBQ wing and for some reason he throws up on me and i drown in vomit.

I drop a 50 by 50 TV

I tried to stole it, but the police officer Shooted me in my head and i died.

My hockey stick was flying in the air

hahahah nice story But what happened with me ?

Uh i forgot to drop something

Drops Bra

dies by a heart attack because the label on the bra said : Made in israel


drops penor

I die from trying to put the penor in my vagina, trying some necrofile sex, but chriz0r has aids so I died from awful aids-pain.

I drop a tear while screaming because of the pain.

The tear dropped into my wound and got into my blood stream, so i also die of aids.

I drop a manor.

The manor was so beatiful so i married it, but when i realised it wasn't quite human i throwed my self out a window and commited suicide.

I drop Johnys Skull x)

I carefully examine Johnny's skull and suddenly out of nowhere i take out a HUGE Stick and poke the skull with it. I see Johnny's Ghost and i see him with his uber ban hammah, I run until he got provoked when i ran in zig-zags. He was on the floor panting and dissapeared. I forced the enourmous knowledge and porn video filled skull into my mouth and felt a Burst of power running through me. I BECAME A $00PAH SECKSY SAIYAN!


I drop 1 meso i was about to give to a noob.

i pick up the glass of water, drink it and realize im alergic to water. my face starts growing until its the same size as my body, then it explodes.
i drop a tree