The Corrupted Wish Forum Game

My bad forgot wish.

Wish granted, but when u go to school and activate your power you hear EVEYONE's thaughts and your head explodes. OUCH!

I wish i could remember to put a wish at the end of the post.

Granted but your wish makes everyone think you're secretly a woman.





I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

Granted, but it shoves it's horn somewhere where you don't want it



I wish I didn't procrastinate.

Wish granted, but you became a nerd and now have no life.

I wish I had a forest fire.

Granted, I wish i had new tattoo gun!

granted, but the tattoo gun peirces your skin and ink gets in your blood and you die.

I wish i was the greatest piano player EVAH!

Granted by you end up choking when on stage.

I wish you would die!

Granted but I just came back to life and now I'm gonna kill you.



I wish you wouldn't corrupt this wish.

Granted Cold, you get your wish....but you never wished for anything aside form your wish not getting corrupted...So you still have nothing.


I wish more people would come on Vent and the forums.

Granted, but then SoulMs was Shuted down

I wish i was worlds best Hockey player

Granted, but then you become too good and your brains blow up becouse its summer and you cant play hockey becouse youre an addict becouse youre so good.

I wish i had a real gentleman and super nice romantic guy

Wow thats me xD Granted but I died

Haha ... I wish it was summer

Granted, the summer was full of rainy days though.



i wish i win the talentshow next year.

granted, but this was only because you pretended to be butters from southpark doing tapdancing and ending up killing everyone using only your tapdance shoe, including the competition

I wish for a super good calculating computer that could give me the right answer to any question I ask it. (the answer is 42)

Granted but it ate your head off because It grew to smart and grew a mind.

I wish people would hate me.

Granted, but u failed and they loved u instead

I wish i could eat china food xD

Granted, but when you ate it the Waiter sneezed on it and he had the Swine Flu, so you became sick as well and die.

I wish people wouldn't speak like this, "WHERE DA NPC PLZZZZZZ WHERE NPC?!??!"

granted, but they start using weird lolcodes so your problem still isnt solved, little cheezburger capnipz. ceiling- and basementcat will allways outsmart you!

I wish I was king of the lolcats.

Sounds fun!

Wish granted, but u got assassinated by a rebel group in ur nation.

I wish i could be a creative director before i reach 25.

Granted, but they fire you because the job was for people +25.

I wish I could see her naked!!! (What? oh shoot, wrong one! this is a line from how I met your mother!!!)
I wish a MUDKIP!!!

almost Granted, but we were outta mudkips and only had torchicks and purins [jigglypuff]
cuz your wish was behind and ZETTA SLOW.

I wish SoulMS could be up more often