The Corrupted Wish Forum Game

Basically, you just corrupt the wish of the poster before you.

Example.
Person1: I wish for a pony.

Person2: Granted, but it was rabid.
I wish I had a dog.

There we go. :3

I'll Start Us Off.

I wish I had a cupcake

Gives a cupcake, but it's made of tofu and salt.


I wish I were made of chocolate.

Granted, but you ate yourself up because you were so yummy.

I wish I were taller.

Granted, but you grew too tall that you went to space and then suffocated.

I wish I had a HDTV

Granted but you it's made by life brand.

I wish I had a permanent sex slave.

Wish granted BUT you're permanent sex slave had HIV/AIDS . So you die a slow and long processed death of an std.

I wish i had a pet dinosaur.

Granted but eventually the dinosaur got mad that you killed Christmas and stomped on you and you died.

I wish for an AWESOME life back.

Granted, but the sex, drugs, and rock and roll lifestyle catches up to you and you die a penniless bum.

I wish for summer break to come faster.

Granted, but alergie seson starts and u get ran over by car cause someone sneezed while driving and ran u over.

I wish i had all the video games in the world.

granted, but you break your fingers instead.

granted but you got such bad brainfreeze that you went braindead
I wish i had a pony

lol sorry forgot my own wishes because I was too busy granting others. Anyways back to the game.

granted, but the pony hates you and one day decides to knock you over and kick your head in

I wish I had an immunity to STD's

Wish granted, but instead of the bubble gum in your hair it magically appeared stuck in your esophagus.

I wish for a perfect boyfriend.

granted but he turned out to be insane and killed you in your sleep

I wish i was forum moderator.

this is perfect for me ^_^

Granted,but then the forum gets shut down on the day u get job.PWNAGE!

I wish I can keep getting a 4.0 in highschool

Wish Granted, But Instead your grandpha cummed you in your hair :O


I Wish I was a GameMaster at SoulMs hehe nah just kidding

I wish i could brush my teeth xD

I didnt get the grandpa one cause i still got a 4.0 You have to folow game rules or ill deleate post next time.

Wish granted, but you dicovered that you have a cavity so you got to the dentist. The dentist says all your teeth are horrible and he takes all your teeth out.

I wish to have super powers.

Wish Granted, But your super powers could only kill yourself


I Wish I could fly like a bird

Wish granted. but you fly to outer space and die from lack of air.

I wish I won the lottery.

Wish granted, but while dancing u break your leg, then when u try to sue and win money the government takes all then money you won. o.0